And the story begins...

It is Sunday morning and time for church.  I got up early and I am so ready for worship.  I am saying to myself, this is the day that the Lord has made, I will rejoice and be glad in it.  So I try to find something to wear, but it is hard because I have gained so much weight and there are only a few things in my closet that actually fit these days.  It is cool though, I have a plan...